The weirdest dream

Body: 

This morning I had the weirdest dream. I dreamt that I was inspecting my bulge with a mirror, noticed a little redness, and all of a sudden, my bladder bulged so far up that it came out of me and upwards, like a little erection! It was the size of my thumb and was really chaffed on the tip. I shrieked in horror, and then I woke up.

Hahahaha, no it's not really funny, Christina. Our minds play strange games with us. I hope you can smile about it. You will be fine. Really.

Louise