And now, it's limerick time!

Body: 

I woke very early this morning in a pool of sweat and a brain that was awake. I figured that the birds were singing, so I might as well harness their energy, and this is what happened.

A woman from Fremantle Port
Her vagina had fallen quite short
I can no longer dance,
I am wetting my pants
I will have to give up all my sport.

So she asked her silver-tongued gyno
Who jumped up and down and said, "I know!
I'll cut out your womb!
That will make some more room!
Just fill in my form, and signo!"

But the woman from Freo saw red
"I still need my womb," she said.
"You will not cut my bod,
You ignorant sod
I will sort it myself, instead!"

To the Net she intrepidly went.
She googled and found Christine Kent.
Her well-researched views
Were excellent news,
For arresting her organs' descent.

That's as far as it has gone so far. Gotta get to a dance class. Will write some more while I am driving. Catch ya later!

Louise

Ausiland gets a new PM, female at that, and we so much need some laughter... good one Louise!

Thank you!

I have recently taught my granddaughter the fun of rhyme and it just tickles me to hear her scream with laughter as we compose our own simple limericks. You are so funny, dear Louise.

Now that's a good one! Thanks for the giggle! Can't wait to see more.

can't wait to read the rest of it...

there once was a woman from down under
who thought it would be good to wonder
so she got in her car
and drove very far
all the way over to yonder

to florida she went to repose
and met a friend who advised her while driving- not to compose
instead they stood tall
and went to the mall
where she decided to pierce her nose

for writing while driving is dangerous
though you may be feeling ponderous
Sherif we need you here
we hold you dear
and besides we all find you hilarious

a ring in the nose I will say
is a very small price to pay
for avoiding a crash
and it shows strong panache
to go on living another day

I think we have a duel going on here. Great one, Alemama...looking forward to Louise's response..

Laughed so hard "it" almost popped out!!!!! held on tight when I was laughing. Gotta love ya!!!!! Where do you come up with these things.
Heavenly Loves Ya!!!

I'm thinking...

but nothing's coming. I will have a big sleep. Maybe the next verse will materialise in my half-awake state early tomorrow morning.

It is amazing what happens when you put the kettle on for a late night mug of red clover tea. Next verse.

She wrote to the girls on the Forum
Abandoning all her decorum.
Too much information
In one conversation
Already, she knew she's adore 'em.

Wow, Louise and Alemama, you ladies rock!
LMBO

Liv

Stop making me laugh! My cervix is falling out!

Oh, wait. If I laugh in posture, it's probably okay.

Brill girls - I've missed you!!!!!!!!!!!! x